Shootin The Gift

EP 5: Say it aint so!

KillaCal: Coming at you LIVE AND DIRECT
KillaCal: it's the Killa aka Killa Rumbsfield!
KillaCal: and O.Com aka Colon Powell
KillaCal: with SHOOTIN the Gift!...Episode 5
KillaCal: we are 2/3 of the AXIS of Evil!
O.com: lol fuck you nigga... COLIN lol i told you i blew it lol
KillaCal: Nah....you are henceforth and forever more Colon now...since you are an asshole after all!
O.com: LOL that shit is the guts
O.com: damn this is only ep number 5?
KillaCal: yeah nigga we been blowing it!
O.com: lol we are a couple of lazy ass niggas lol
KillaCal: LOL....YES WE IS MANTAN!
O.com: LMAO
O.com: ahh hell naw lol
KillaCal: Anyway O tell em what we are talking bout today?
O.com: Today we will be speaking on.... The Black Album ( for some reason im always reminded of that shit from CB4 when i say that shit )
KillaCal: I could never sit through that movie
KillaCal: what else though...
O.com: Bitches and Hoes...
O.com: not in a derogorotry way tho...
KillaCal: hey hey hey now....watch out now!
O.com: but the rappers who use them!
O.com: ... well those words... sorry the game is on lol
KillaCal: oohhhhh....okay....what else?
O.com: Michael Jackson and his wondering ass hands lol
KillaCal: *shakes his head*
KillaCal: Aight homie...let's get right to it then
O.com: .... i could have sworne we had some other shit... but fuck it

KillaCal: Jigga's swan song....
KillaCal: what you think about it?
O.com: that shit is harder than chinese math!! ( credit wendell )
KillaCal: LOL....wow....
KillaCal: I gotta tell you, when I first heard it I wasn't impressed
KillaCal: AT ALL
KillaCal: but as I listened to it I started to feel it more and more
O.com: i feel that... hardknock like was like for me
KillaCal: I think what had me hating it was Change Clothes and Go
KillaCal: THAT SIR IS SOME WACKNESS
O.com: i like that shit....
KillaCal: Pffffft
O.com: youre trippin
KillaCal: NE-GRO please
O.com: lol i think im the only nigga that likes that shit tho..
O.com: whatever... IM SO SINSUURRRR
KillaCal: I heard that's Cedric The Entertainer saying that (Lennox at Havoc said so)
O.com: i been sayin that shit all day lol
KillaCal: Yeah...I've noticed...LMAO
KillaCal: that song is on some "let's hold hands and make a circle and skip around the club" type shit...
O.com: lol nigga he was talkin shit on that track...
O.com: its bangin to me...
KillaCal: Yeah I'm liking 10 out of 14 tracks...so it's a success in my book
KillaCal: I just hate that Jigga is leaving the game....
O.com: why is that?
KillaCal: I just recently saw State Property and i can TELL YOU...he has NO future in acting
O.com: YES!
KillaCal: he is one of the few consistant rappers left....
O.com: i feel that... i dont get tired of his shit either...
KillaCal: Was it me or was Beanie Sigal killing EVERYONE in that movie?
O.com: he was the GUTS to me in State property tho..
O.com: ah yea... lol
KillaCal: or at least HAVING them kilt
KillaCal: (yes I meant to say kilt!)
O.com: cold business murderer
KillaCal: LMAO!!
KillaCal: YES INDEEDY
O.com: i saw like the second half
O.com: he was settin niggas up n shit lol
KillaCal: YES!!
O.com: dude was janky
KillaCal: but once they got Isha...he had to CHILL
KillaCal: LMAO
O.com: that movie was WAY better than i thought it was gonna be
O.com: lol you know?
O.com: they punked that nigga out lol
KillaCal: YEah it was pretty damned entertaining
KillaCal: LMAO...
KillaCal: Anyway we getting off track....
O.com: it happens
KillaCal: Favorite 2 tracks on the Black Album
O.com: i got 99 problems but a bitch aint one!
O.com: that shit JUST came on
O.com: this shit is tight... the beat is bangin....
KillaCal: That song is MISUNDERSTOOD....(we'll talk about that later)
O.com: lol you know?
KillaCal: what's your other one
KillaCal: ?
O.com: i dont know if i have a fucked up track listing... but its called soundtrack....
O.com: track 7....
KillaCal: Yeah it's called that on mine too...LOL
KillaCal: I wonder why...LMAO
O.com: with that nigga threats... talkin a whole buncha shit
KillaCal: My two favorites are 99 Problems and What More Can I Say
O.com: nigga was like... ill make a molatov cocktail and throw it thru the window of ya mommas, mommas house
O.com: i was cryin
KillaCal: He even has R. Smelly in the background saying "this is a warning"
KillaCal: cold bisness....
O.com: lol no shit?
O.com: on which track?
KillaCal: Lucifer and My First Song are cold too...
KillaCal: On Soundtrack
KillaCal: or whatever it's called
KillaCal: YES we are bootleg nigros
O.com: i didnt even hear that shit...
KillaCal: listen closely during the hook
KillaCal: it's from "A Woman's Threat"
O.com: hell yea... ive been having this record since the beggining of march lol
KillaCal: LOL@the beggining of March
O.com: ........... damn... november lol
KillaCal: Anyway, I have to highly recommend the Black Album.....get it...you will be happy, unless you are just perpetually unhappy
KillaCal: LMAO....this nigga has March issues
O.com: LOL hell yea i do... screw all them march born muthafuckas...
O.com: lol that shit be actin up lol
KillaCal: LOL....aight....
O.com: get that dirt of ya shouldahs!

KillaCal: Let's talk about these derogatory terms for females and the rappers that INSIST on using them
O.com: lol not just rappers!
KillaCal: as some of you who follow my website (shameless plug www.killacal.net) may know
O.com: LOL
O.com: so... explain the issue....
KillaCal: I recently made a proclamation that I will NO LONGER be supporting artists who refer to black females in general as BITCHES
KillaCal: I try my best not to use that word in my daily interactions as it is....
O.com: youre a liar nigga...
KillaCal: But this Eminem thing has opened my eyes to the double standard
KillaCal: MAN I DON'T...LOL
O.com: LOL
O.com: but why? why is it that Em is openin your eyes?
KillaCal: When I use the B word something is SERIOUSLY awry
O.com: what about when muthafuckas is talkin about this shit years back when the chronic hit the streets
KillaCal: Because it's like we are allowing these young ruffians in rap to call our women bitches and hoes....
O.com: but!
KillaCal: and these are the women that have raised us and made sacrifices for us and are our sisters
O.com: are the calling ALL females bitches and hoes?
KillaCal: YEAH they are
O.com: how you figure?
O.com: are ALL women worth the respect?
KillaCal: NO they aren't
KillaCal: They don't make any specifications
O.com: name one
KillaCal: they will say such and such a person is a pussy or such and such is a punk
O.com: name one time when they dont make a specification...
KillaCal: but then they just say, "this bitch" or "A bitch is a bitch"
O.com: man... i dont see shit like that...
O.com: when you hear rappers interviewed... they always say they speak on what they live... what they see...
KillaCal: I could see if they are refering to "The Bitch In You" like Common....or Bitch like how Jay Z means it in 99 Problems
O.com: them muthafuckas aint always approched by upstanding females...
KillaCal: but a song like "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks"....that ain't right
O.com: ... how do i put this...
O.com: muthafuckas act like rappers dont respect ANY female period...
O.com: like ugh... they got a momma... so they callin they momma a bitch too? yap yap yap...
O.com: no...
KillaCal: Eminem did!
O.com: lol hell naw...
O.com: ... he was specfic tho lol
KillaCal: true....touche`
O.com: but alot of times when a muhfucka just yell out some general shit like that... they are talkin about the females that they have daily interactions with
O.com: muthafuckas that aint shit....
O.com: gold diggin ass females...
KillaCal: Well I can't lend my support to peder-asses OR the use of the B word
O.com: females that they have to interact with that aint shit...
O.com: fuck that...
O.com: if a female deserves that shit...
O.com: imma call her a bitch...
O.com: just like another female would be so quick to say that shit....
O.com: i dont giva flyin ass fuck...
O.com: if youre a bitch... imma call you a bitch
O.com: if i dont like you... imma call you a bitch...
KillaCal: kinda like us using the word nigga gratuatiously eh?
O.com: lol hell naw lol
KillaCal: OJ you have caught me in my double standard
KillaCal: well I'mma keep listening...but I'mma feel bad about it
O.com: lol not me lol
KillaCal: and if I do occassionally use the word KNOW it's gonna be warranted
O.com: i see music as entertainment... i dont take no life lessions from that shit... i had good parents who blessed me with common sense
KillaCal: True dat....I can say the same....
KillaCal: but what about Little Tyriqashaun on the block?
O.com: im not a jay z fan because i can relate to his struggle... im a jay fan because the muhfucka is entertaining....
O.com: lol gotdamn... what an ethic name lol
KillaCal: Yeah....I got a knack for making ethnic names...
O.com: but you know...
O.com: ive never had a answer for that...
O.com: i mean... i know everybody aint blessed to have a good SET of parents...
O.com: or even a good ONE...
O.com: even if they do have a good ONE... that shit is hard...
KillaCal: right....so for his sake, they should tone it down...but I mean I don't expect anything to really change...
O.com: hm...
O.com: well i suppose....

KillaCal: Anyway....*sigh*
KillaCal: Since I'm now kinda downtrodden let's talk about this FOOL Michael Jackson
O.com: ah man....
O.com: lol
O.com: im SO tired of hearing about this man....
O.com: BUT!
O.com: BUT!!!!
KillaCal: I'm DONE with him man....DONE
KillaCal: D-O-N-E
O.com: my interest was sparked once again when jermaine jackson called CNN and SNAPPED!
KillaCal: YES!
O.com: he was fuckin HOT!!
KillaCal: OH MY GOODNESS!
O.com: he called all calm n shit....
KillaCal: THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING ALL MONTH
O.com: talkin all smooth.....
O.com: then his temper got the best of him
O.com: i think that white girl askin them dumb ass questions pissed him clean off
KillaCal: LOL...he let an F-bomb DROP
KillaCal: LIKE KABLOOEY!
O.com: like hiroshima
KillaCal: LIKE NAGASAKI!
O.com: that shit was the guts
O.com: IM SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF PEOPLE TALKIN ABOUT MY FAMILY!
KillaCal: THEN HE HUNG UP ON HER!
O.com: jermaine is gonna go tupac on a nigga
O.com: and ride on everybody....
KillaCal: BUT HOLD UP WAIT!
KillaCal: have you seen the MUGSHOT!?!
O.com: naw nigga?
KillaCal: OH GOD!
O.com: i saw tha last one
O.com: that shit was RUFF
KillaCal: Vina of www.girlwithglasses.net got ahold of it
O.com: oh no
O.com: lol
O.com: that was pretty damn quick...
KillaCal: DUDE...he looked like one of those unhappy Mimes
O.com: LMAO!!
O.com: gotdamn...
KillaCal: This man has made himself a mockery
O.com: the sad face close....
O.com: well... he aint the sharpest blade dogg...
O.com: it was bound to happen....
O.com: oh well... he had a good run
KillaCal: This man needs to be placed on an island FREE of children
KillaCal: OR in a cell with a big dude named Bruno
O.com: lol
O.com: but thas his joy.......
O.com: lol damn dogg..
O.com: kinda harsh there...
KillaCal: LMAO...that's his problem!
O.com: what happen to innocent until proven guilty...
O.com: you know the devil be after muthafuckas who doin well...
KillaCal: nobody told him to go out here and touch these young men!
KillaCal: Man...ask yourself this, that someone else asked me
KillaCal: why hasn't Macauley come out in support of him?
O.com: LMAO!!!!!!!1
O.com: ouch nigga....
KillaCal: CUZ HE WAS TOUCHING THAT YOUNG MAN!
O.com: fuckin ouch....
O.com: im done
O.com: lol
KillaCal: Fool me once, shame on you....fool me twice, shame on me!
O.com: i cant do no more....
O.com: ah hell naw
O.com: LMAO fuckin hell lol
KillaCal: I'm just saying man....
KillaCal: I've had enough of that peder-ass....AND R. Smelly
O.com: hey...
KillaCal: BET and MTV mighta forgot about the Arruh...but I HAVEN'T
O.com: at least he aint never made a song about it...
KillaCal: LMAO!!
KillaCal: I mean....Billie Jean COULD be a young boys name
O.com: i can still listen to thriller and be alright... ( ONE OF THE GREATEST ALBUMS EVER! )
O.com: naw nigga... billie jean was somebody baby momma
O.com: listen to the song....
O.com: lol
O.com: sing it out right now....
KillaCal: I mean I know what he was saying...but he coulda been talking about a play-play family
O.com: thas tha baby momma song lol
O.com: hell naw....
KillaCal: the Kid is a new doll or something
KillaCal: okay that's a stretch
O.com: LOL youre stupid lol
KillaCal: but I'm saying dude....FUCK M.J. for touching these lil boys....
O.com: yea nigga... i cant listen to down low and be alright...
KillaCal: and if he didn't....I'm sorry
KillaCal: LMAO
O.com: but you can throw on any mike hit and be ok....
KillaCal: What about Seems Like You're Ready
O.com: CANT DO IT!!!!
O.com: what about.... " my mind is telling me nnnnoooooooooo "
O.com: " but my body... my body is telling me yyyyyeeeessssss "
KillaCal: LMAO!!!!
O.com: nigga... if i was the prosicution... id have that shit playing during my finial statement lol
KillaCal: Man....that's the GUTS
KillaCal: LMAO
O.com: i wouldnt even say shit the whole trail....
KillaCal: anyway though man....Michael ain't such a smooth criminal now!
O.com: every time they would be like... " your witness counseler"
O.com: id throw that on
KillaCal: LMAO!
O.com: no... he WAS smooth... till he got caught nigga lol
KillaCal: they'd throw you out of court!
O.com: LOL!!
KillaCal: Talking about fireplaces and warm milk!
O.com: lol mike is just that harden convict now lol
KillaCal: GETOUTTAHERE!!!
O.com: lol
KillaCal: we'll see how he likes prison showers!
O.com: what does a 45 year old nigga have in common with a lil white boy anyway?
KillaCal: they are gonna MURDALIZE him
O.com: fuck that...
O.com: that nigga mike is gonna be on table tops moon walkin for protection
O.com: watch lol
KillaCal: LMAO!!!
O.com: you KNOW there are mike fans in prison
O.com: he got fans everywhere else...
O.com: he gonna have a fuckin gang
O.com: like in Bad nigga...
O.com: WHOS BAD!!!
KillaCal: there are also niggas that wanna make him say "Hee hee hee" in that muthafucka
KillaCal: LMAO!!
KillaCal: I was just about to say...this ain't the Beat It video!
O.com: that nigga is gonna come out with tats... swole... punkin niggas....
KillaCal: he ain't got Officer Torrez to have his back!
O.com: LOL
O.com: LMAO!!!
O.com: HELL NAW
O.com: not new york undercover!!!
KillaCal: give Beat It a whole new meaning....
KillaCal: he gonna be Beating it with a warm wet towel!
O.com: lol that nigga mike is gonna have MAD street credit buility when he get out... watch that nigga come out with a album n shit...
KillaCal: LOL....like Tyrese!
KillaCal: LMAO
O.com: Bad part 2 ( ILL CUT YO ASS! )
KillaCal: I Shanked A Man (A HEEE!)
KillaCal: *sigh*
O.com: lol its gonna be mike featuring cypress hill...
KillaCal: LMAO!!!
O.com: how i could just kill a man ( the extra BAD remix )
O.com: lol he gonna come out on some tupac shit...
KillaCal: LOL...who is he gonna beef with?
KillaCal: Lionel Richie?
O.com: LMAO!!!
O.com: that nigga is soft lol
KillaCal: Quincy Jones?
KillaCal: Yeah...Lionel DID catch a frying pan from his wife
O.com: he is gonna have to pick somebody that is hot at the time and fakin
KillaCal: For making that Hello song for a blind woman
O.com: YOUR LYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KillaCal: NO!
KillaCal: LMAO
O.com: I DONT BELIEVE YOU!!! HE DIDNT DO THAT!!!!!
KillaCal: MAN YOU don't remember that???
O.com: NO!!
O.com: fuck you!!!
O.com: youre a dirty liar
KillaCal: he was out of fucking COMMISSION
O.com: i have to piss now!! LMAO!!!
KillaCal: his wife hit him up with a frying pan and had that nigga looking like Leon Spinks
O.com: naw nigga
O.com: im talkin about... him making that song for a blind female
KillaCal: YOU NEVER SEEN THAT VIDEO!??!?!
KillaCal: OH GOD!
O.com: because all i can really think about right now is... " hello............. is it me youre looking for"
KillaCal: LMAO...it's COMEDY
O.com: LMAO
O.com: gotdammit!! LMAO
O.com: oooh shit!!!!
KillaCal: Nigga....you need to hop on a downloading device RAT NOW and get it
O.com: LOL hot damn
KillaCal: Man....we gotta wrap this up!
KillaCal: we got off track again
O.com: lol
O.com: yea nigga...
KillaCal: We will be more frequent!
KillaCal: Ya'll send some letters to Dr. Orange!!!
O.com: im bout to go watch that taping of She Spies around the corner....
KillaCal: I know he didn't scare ya'll calling old boy a punk!
O.com: Yea.. the good doctor is here to help you!
O.com: man... i hope that fool wasnt a dude... because he was mad soft lol
KillaCal: She Spies?....if you go watch that, you will be the ONLY person in AMERICA that will have watched it
O.com: LOL probably
O.com: fuck it lol
O.com: aint mucha shit else going on lol
KillaCal: Send ya'lls letters....or make something up!
KillaCal: something!
O.com: lol yea... stop bullshiting... you know you muthafuckas got problems lol
KillaCal: Poor guy who just moved out in fucking richville!
O.com: stop suffering... them them solved!
O.com: lol who?
KillaCal: At least I know them triangle steps from the Devil still getting you
O.com: LMAO
KillaCal: YOU are the resident Richie Rich
O.com: lmao fuck you nigga
KillaCal: LMAO...I'm just kidding around man
KillaCal: don't go Jermaine on me now!
O.com: lol
O.com: hell naw lmao
O.com: time out
O.com: why is TCU making thier miricle come back
O.com: SCREW SHE SPIES!
KillaCal: I DON'T KNOW!!!
O.com: espn!
KillaCal: so they can screw up the BCS once and for all@!
O.com: lol ha ha
KillaCal: I wasn't going for them at first...but now I WANT them to win so that they will bring in a Playoff
KillaCal: this is the only way
O.com: yes nigga
O.com: gotdamn!
O.com: alright... niggas is out...
KillaCal: Peace
O.com: im the O... thats the Killa... PEACE!