Shootin The Gift

EP 7: We're Back Muthafuckas!

KillaCal: *clears throat*
KillaCal: COMING AT YOU LIIIIIIIIIVE AND DIRECT!
O.com: L
O.com: I
O.com: V
O.com: E
O.com: LIVE BITCHES!
KillaCal: It's your old pals The Killa Himself and O.com!
O.com: lol thats right
KillaCal: it's been a long time, we shouldn't have left you!
O.com: been so looong...
O.com: oh well... we're back now...
KillaCal: We know you missed us!
O.com: and if you didnt... well, FUCK YOU!
KillaCal: Exactly!
O.com: lol
KillaCal: As usual we got some things to say....
KillaCal: O tell the people what we are talking about
O.com: now here this... today we will be discussing the following:
O.com: the second season of the dave chappelle show...
O.com: the NBA Playoffs...
O.com: and we will also be giving an explaination behind the gap in shows.
O.com: that is all.
O.com: lol remember that shit nigga?
KillaCal: the Hear this part??
KillaCal: Nah...school me
KillaCal: niggas know you can't spell
O.com: damn... did i say here? lol oops
O.com: i wasnt payin attention... i meant hear... fuck you cousin!
KillaCal: Hahaha
O.com: muthafucka
KillaCal: anyway though where is it from?!?
O.com: my old CC post dogg...
KillaCal: Haaaaaaaa....that's right Prince De Jour!!
KillaCal: for those in the dark O.com was the MAYOR of our lame ass Yahoo community
O.com: LMAO! fuck that... it wasnt lame at the time lol
KillaCal: and for those STILL in the dark Prince De Jour was the mayor of Rap City....pre-Tigga in the basement
O.com: it is now tho lol...
KillaCal: true, true
KillaCal: anyway, on with the show shall we!
O.com: indeed we shall!

KillaCal: Chappelle...
KillaCal: I mean what else can be said?
O.com: THE SEASON SHOULD BE LONGER!
O.com: thats what should be said!
KillaCal: I'm gonna tell you readers something you might not know about me and O.....
KillaCal: we smoke ROCKS!
O.com: LOL!!!
KillaCal: I agree though, it should have been longer
O.com: that was one of the top 3 eps of the whole time that shit has been on the air to me
KillaCal: yes!!!....Between Tyrone on Fear Factor and Wayne Brady's night on the town I was DONE
O.com: YES!
O.com: "is wayne brady gonna have to choke a bitch?!!? "
KillaCal: I didn't think he could top the Rick James episode...but damn man...he came close
O.com: hell yea
KillaCal: and what about the VD puppets?
O.com: OOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!
O.com: i forgot about that shit!!! LMAO
KillaCal: Or Game....blouses
O.com: that prince shit was the guts....
KillaCal: *shameless plug coming*
O.com: oh here this nigga goes...
KillaCal: I did this all by myself....my first MS Paint production
KillaCal: http://www.killacal.net/images/prince2.jpg
O.com: lol i shouldnt even link that shit lol... im still wondering how that nigga managed to have a buncha facial hair at like 14 lol
KillaCal: woops...
KillaCal: http://www.killacal.net/images/prince1.jpg
KillaCal: that first one will link you to Max's Source survey!
O.com: LMAO!!!!!!!!!
KillaCal: so anyway...what was your FAVORITE skit this season...I know it's a hard question...
KillaCal: and you can break the Rick James episode into parts
O.com: oh good!
KillaCal: matter of fact gimme your top 3
O.com: uhhh... id have to say....
O.com: the rick james china club skit....
O.com: umm... the vd puppets
O.com: and wayne brady
KillaCal: fair enough...
O.com: in no particular order...
KillaCal: I'mma have to go with Rick James on Eddie's couch...
O.com: "they shoulda never gave you niggas money!!!"
KillaCal: Tyrone Biggums on Fear Factor
KillaCal: and Rick James in the China Club
O.com: i can get behind that lol
O.com: im mad imma have to wait next year for fuckin season 3 tho...
KillaCal: but it should be noted that his skits this season had a 85-90% funnyness factor
KillaCal: yeah man, that's gonna be a long ass wait
O.com: hell yea...
KillaCal: I can't think of ONE bad skit this season...even the outtakes were funny
O.com: i think there should be an honorable mention of the black bush skit nigga
KillaCal: YES!!
KillaCal: man even the Muddbutt skit was funny
O.com: that shit wasnt all that funny to me lol
O.com: the outtakes was the guts tho
KillaCal: LOL....yeah you say that....but this fool has said muddbutt 4 times in the past week
O.com: lmao sho did lol
O.com: when they had that gay dude cuttin the grass... i damn near lost it lol
KillaCal: YES!!
KillaCal: and when the haters went to Slavery days!
O.com: when they showed that nigga charlie murphy going into character... ahh man!!! LMAO
KillaCal: my sister left me a message talking bout "hollahollahollaholla"....that's when you know Chappelle is far reaching!
O.com: LMAO!!! YOU KNOW?!?!?!
O.com: oh nigga... did you hear when one of them niggas said... yo mamma is so black... when she touch her self its like black on black crime?
KillaCal: YES!
O.com: i was all teared up...
KillaCal: I lost it several times this season
KillaCal: okay nigga
KillaCal: let's take it to elementary school
KillaCal: what grade would you give this season of Chappelle?
KillaCal: you can use plus or minuses too
O.com: ummmm....
O.com: id say A-
O.com: B+
KillaCal: reasoning?
O.com: i cant think of too many skits that wasnt funny...
O.com: but i can remember not laughin
O.com: a couple of them shits was a tad bit corny. but great overall
KillaCal: Okay...I'mma give it an A- as well...
KillaCal: two things
KillaCal: 1) the season was TOO short
O.com: fuck yea
KillaCal: 2) a couple of the skits (very few) just weren't funny
KillaCal: but it's the best thing on TV...and the ones I like I can watch OVER and OVER again
O.com: its the best shit since chicken man!
KillaCal: agreed!
KillaCal: so let's move on for now
O.com: right...

KillaCal: NBA Action....it's FANTASTIC!
KillaCal: I LOVE THIS GAME!
O.com: yes!
O.com: and detriot is down by 10!
KillaCal: except when the Spurs or Knicks are on
KillaCal: Somewhere the homie Geoff is angry
O.com: i dont mind the knicks...
O.com: but fuck the spurs with a pigion shit saturated telephone pole
O.com: NO LUBE!
KillaCal: Okay surprise us....tell us that you think someone OTHER than the Lakers are gonna win it all....
O.com: fuck that!
O.com: thats my team nigga!
O.com: i live and die with the lakers!!!
KillaCal: Fair enough
O.com: just like i do with the raiders!
KillaCal: you are better than me!
O.com: im true nigga!
O.com: well yea if i was an atlanta fan... i woulda jumped ship long time ago lol
KillaCal: I ain't dying for the Hawks...those fake triple double getting fools can kiss my ass
O.com: ah yea that was dirty lol
O.com: dude went out...
O.com: he could have at least shot foreal and missed lol
KillaCal: I tell you the one thing that has happened to me this season....
KillaCal: I have become a Steven A. Smith fan!
KillaCal: I used to hate buddy
KillaCal: but man....he's great!
O.com: steven a smith is halarious
O.com: he keeps it honest
KillaCal: YES!
KillaCal: and the thing I like most is that you can tell that sometimes Greg Anthony wants to choke slam the hell out of him
O.com: he be telling bill LAMEber what it is...
O.com: bitch ass muthafucka... he is like the nba's bill oriely
KillaCal: Bill Lambieer is aight with me
KillaCal: he reminds me of a baseball commentator
O.com: fuck dude...
O.com: laker hatin ass...
KillaCal: he's BLATENTLY for the Pistons
O.com: LMAO
O.com: hell yea lol
O.com: that laker hate runs deep thru that mans viens lol
KillaCal: Okay predict some kind of surprise for the playoffs....
O.com: ummmm.....
O.com: i was gonna say that dallas was gonna edge out the kings
O.com: but it aint lookin like it...
KillaCal: woops
O.com: exactly lol
O.com: you gimmie one...
KillaCal: Okay here it is....
KillaCal: THE EAST IS GONNA WIN IT!
KillaCal: whoever comes out
O.com: this nigga...
O.com: ok... i have a better one lol
O.com: the Head will make it to the second round...
KillaCal: the Head?
O.com: fuck... we know whats on my mind lol
KillaCal: LMAO!!!!
O.com: the HEAT lol
KillaCal: for a second I thought you were talking about Sam Cassell
O.com: i just got an im nigga lol
O.com: LMAO!!!!!!!
KillaCal: that nigga's name should be THE HEAD
O.com: nigga nobody has a worse head that kevin willis nigga
O.com: destro himself....
KillaCal: YES!
KillaCal: the T-Rex
O.com: hell yea... big ass nigga... lil ass arms....
KillaCal: ole short arm face ass nigga
KillaCal: isn't he on Social Security?
O.com: LMAO!!!!
O.com: how you gonna collect a SS check and a nba check lol
O.com: gotdamn lol
O.com: that nigga is older than karl malone!
KillaCal: I don't know, but that nigga got it down cold
KillaCal: Okay....here goes my Final's prediction...you gonna hate it
KillaCal: Detroit and Los Angeles
KillaCal: Detroit in 6
O.com: that would be like a retro classic...
O.com: never!
KillaCal: and you can send your hate mail to Rasheed
KillaCal: he's the difference maker
O.com: NEVER!
O.com: fuck that lol
O.com: i can see how you can say that... kinda....
O.com: but you forget one thing sir...
O.com: the lakers have GRIT
KillaCal: AH yes
O.com: championship GRIT
KillaCal: Championship GRIT
KillaCal: how could I forget?
O.com: exactly!
KillaCal: *rolls eyes*
O.com: karl is eating his soup with a fork!
O.com: LMAO!!!!
KillaCal: LMAO!!
O.com: ah man...
O.com: for those that dont know... lol
O.com: sigh... lol
O.com: yesterday on inside the nba... on tnt ( one of my favorite shows by the way ) Kenny "the jet" Smith came with the most retard analogy ever
O.com: he said: this reminds me of something avery johnson used to say... the lakers are eating thier soup with a fork.
O.com: when he came with that shit... the first thing i thought to my self... " that is some country ass shit! "
O.com: afterwards... Charles Barkely and the rest of the staff let kenny have it
KillaCal: I bet!
KillaCal: I am mad I missed it!
O.com: it was the guts lol
O.com: they was making bootleg signs that said...
O.com: Have Soup, Need Fork
O.com: LOL
O.com: while the shit makes since, actually... and i understand it tottally...
O.com: its still some retarded shit today lol

KillaCal: *sigh*
KillaCal: okay let's move on to explaining why we been gone...
O.com: what the problem was?
O.com: oh...
O.com: yea lol
KillaCal: (even thoug it ain't NOBODIES business really)
O.com: LOL!!!
O.com: well fuck it then....
O.com: our offical explaination: Niggas is lazy
O.com: the end!
KillaCal: Basically!
KillaCal: that's pretty much it...
KillaCal: for those that have been living under a rock
KillaCal: Or are OJ groupies and don't really give a damn about me
KillaCal: I am in medical school
O.com: WOW?!?!?!
O.com: OJ Groupies?!?!
KillaCal: or at least I play a student on TV
O.com: LMAO nigga i dont have groupies!
KillaCal: LOL...nigga you know you got em!
O.com: fuck that lol no i dont lol
KillaCal: yes you do....they just like J. H. Christ more than you
O.com: youre the superstar of this operation lol
O.com: gotdamn
O.com: well...
O.com: that nigga has got me like 2 times before...
KillaCal: I KEED I KEED
O.com: hopefully he will give a nigga a break lol
O.com: let me keep the next one...
O.com: his game is so much stronger than mine it aint even funny
KillaCal: anyway niggas have been busy with other projects
O.com: hell yea... i gotta morgage to pay!
KillaCal: he got several pimps putting his name out there every week!
KillaCal: Messing up his good name rather...
O.com: lol
O.com: ooooh
O.com: you talkin about the homie jc
KillaCal: hahaha...we probably gonna get comments on NOTHING but that right there
O.com: LMAO YES!
KillaCal: yeah man!
O.com: oh yea...
KillaCal: once again I say, I KEED I KEED
O.com: he got a team too cold for me
O.com: im not lol
O.com: fuck that lol....
O.com: THREE TIMES NIGGA?!?!?
O.com: this shit is gettin STUPID
KillaCal: You hath been playa hated upon!
KillaCal: smited by his game
O.com: lol yea man... its like dogg... wasnt the first two enough?
KillaCal: anyway though...niggas have been busy
KillaCal: and I can't promise that we won't be gone AGAIN for a long stretch of time
O.com: .... i make no promises...
KillaCal: in short....when we feel like it....there will be Shootin The Gift
KillaCal: if not, there won't be
O.com: thats more like it lol
KillaCal: fair enough?
O.com: nigga i need to redo this shit too...
O.com: i didnt know niggas wanted to read the archives lol
KillaCal: well there you have it....
O.com: i just up and forgot about that shit lol
KillaCal: shit I be wanting to read the archives my damned self!
O.com: LMAO
O.com: www.five27.com/STG/archives
O.com: should be it
KillaCal: I am a funny ass nigga (the D.C. Curry of the net)
KillaCal: I have to review my material
O.com: this nigga here
KillaCal: Any parting words for our audience (all those who didn't get pissed and leave when we were making religious jokes)
KillaCal: ?
O.com: umm yea....
O.com: LAKERS ALL THE WAY!
O.com: and kerry kittles ugliness is underrated!
KillaCal: HAHAHA!!
O.com: remember that!
O.com: tyrone hill aint in the playoffs this year... you will see for your selves!
KillaCal: it's hard to be rated properly in a league with the likes of Tyrone Hill and Sam Cassell
O.com: bang bang!
KillaCal: cold blooded!
KillaCal: you are cold as ice
O.com: LOL!!!
KillaCal: and in closing I say....Gotta play to win!!!
KillaCal: *scratches neck*
KillaCal: Til next time folks
O.com: Peace!

Posted by O.com at April 22, 2004 10:42 AM