Our Story begins on 4.20.00, National get high day. The time, well thats not all that important, it was around dinner time. The setting, HomeTown Buffet. The restaurant was full, and niggas was hungry. Who all was there? JD, Adrion and OJ ( me ). Midway through our meal, Adrion got up to get more food ( we was at a buffet ) as OJ sits and tears into some of the best food ever, he notices a bit of uneasiness across the table on the part of his cousin JD. Wondering what in tha fuck was going on, our soon to be instigator, OJ, takes a quick look around and notices that there is a guy in a Bumble Bee costume. Thinking more of his cousin, he says to his self "I know this nigga is not shook by this fuckin bumble bee over here" . OJ ask his cousin " Nigga, what in the fuck is wrong with you?!? "
JD answers in a very tense voice " NIGGA DO YOU SEE THAT BIG ASS MONSTER OVER THERE!!!"
OJ replies " Nigga? What monster? THAT BUMBLE BEE!?!?"
"NIGGA YES!!!" JD says with a strong hint of terror in his voice.
As the Bumble Bee makes his way through the isles of the restaurant and nears JD and OJ's table, JD grows more and more nervous. At one point he gave his self a small pep-talk to calm his nerves. OJ sits across the table in absolute disbelief that his cousin could be so scared of some dude in a costume. What in the hell is a guy in a Bumble Bee costume doing in a buffet anyway? Well, apperantly, the "mascot" for HomeTown Buffet is a Bumble Bee. I suppose his job is to bring joy to the children in the resturant ( because there were plently at dinner time ... and its a famly place i guess ). So this guy in a costume comes out every hour to say hi to the kids and sort of entertain and give out little goodies. And now, the Bumble Bee is now in the adjacent isle. OJ, being the asshole that he is, has a brilliant idea.

As the Bumble Bee makes his way down the isle OJ and JD are sitting, JD stares nervously at his plate. As the seconds tick by, and the Bumble Bee steps closer and closer to OJ and JD's table, the smell of FEAR has covered up any aroma of food that was in the air. Did OJ catch a wif of it? YOU BETTER DAMN BELIEVE IT!!! Is that a good thing? Hell no, not for poor JD at least. How unfortunate JD back was towards the Bumble Bee and he had no real idea of the exact location of this so called monster that had him very uneasy and making half assed attempts at taking a bite out of his dinner roll. I do believe JD was aware that he lost the exact location of the bumble bee and that made him way more nervious than he was. How unfortunate JD forgot how fucked up OJ's sense of humor is. How unfortunate JD had no clue what was about to take place.

The Bumble Bee approaches OJ and JD's table. The second it is by JD's seat OJ jumps up in a flurry and shouts " HEY BUMBLE BEE HEY MR BUMBLE BEE!!!! COME TAKE A PICTURE WITH MY COUSIN!!!" For absolutely NO REASON at all, OJ brought along his camera, not knowing what could possibly transpire. Furiously upset, JD lashes out at his bastard of a cousin "AHHHH SHIT!! FUCK YOU NIGGA!! THATS FUCKED UP!!!"

Pictured here is JD, Scared as shit, stuck as fuck, and with positively no where to go. Except for fucking nuts. Which he did with no hesitation at all. This picture was taken at the beginning of the insinuating TERROR that JD was about to endure.

Wasting no time for the photo opptuinty. The Bumble Bee leaps into the seat with JD, ready to pose for OJ's camera and pump FEAR through JD's veins. As tha Bumble Bee sits, JD screams out desperatly "GET THA FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!! OHH SHIT THIS SUCKS!!! PLEASE SOMEBODY FUCKIN HELP!!! HELL NAW!!! UGH OH SHIT OH SHIT!!! PLEASE GET THA FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!! I FUCKIN HATE YOU!!! NOOOOO!!!!! GOD NOOOOO!!!! OH MY FUCKIN GOD!!! GET AWAY GET THA FUCK AWAY!! I CAN NOT BELIEVE THIS SHIT!!"

As JD proceeded to scream his ass off. More and more people started to noticed, pointed out in the picture above. And with the technology of "Gut-O-Vision". Highlighted above you will notice two little kids laughin they ass off at JD's vaginal behavior. However, these were not the only people whom where laughing as this nigga screaming because of a fabricated fear of his life. There was a party of about 10 Asian foreigners next to us who also found the whole event overwhelmingly funny as hell. Mean while our petrified pal JD grows increasingly frustrated as he notices that no one is coming to his aid and his bastard of a no good son of a bitch cousin OJ is still pressing the Bumble Bee to take more pictures. But as JD continues to be terrorized, his frustration is quickly abandoned in exchange for plenty of TERROR and Helplessness. This is because the Bumble Bee is tryin to wedge it self into the seat with JD to... ummm... shit... i dunno. For the sake of the story, let's just say the Bumble Bee is trying to "brighten JD's day." But, JD does not give a flying fuck. JD continues to loose his mind because some how he thinks that "Mr. Muthafuckin Bumble Bee is trying to fucking Kill me." Henceforth JD continues to yell and scream and plea for his young life. JD starts to yell out " PLEASE GET THA FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!! I DO NOT FUCKING LIKE YOU!!! YOU FUCKIN SUCK!!! OH MY GOD!!! FUCK YOU GOTDAMMIT!!! OH GOD THIS SUCKS!!

Here we finially get a glemps of the infamous Bumble Bee. And I know most of you are saying to your self. IS THAT IT?!?! Yes good people, that is it. The Bumble Bee JD is still cussing at with all he has to give.

And now JD is starting to draw a curious crowd. By this time the Bumble Bee is well aware of the situation and more than likely can smell the FEAR pouring out of JD's pore's. And if shit couldn't get any more fucked up for JD, or any more funnier than it already was. The Bumble Bee, obviously on the same page as OJ starts to put on a show! A show you ask? YES! A damn show! The Bumble Bee edges closer and starts to pat JD. Not only does he pat JD... THA MUTHAFUCKA STARTED MAKING SOUNDS!!! The Bumble Bee let out a lil "EEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEE EEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEE EEE E E EE EEEEEEEE EEE E EEEEEE EEEE" . At this point JD really let loose and really screamed, nigget yelped out a loud "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" JD is in absolute disbelief that shit could really go down the tubes more so. And to check if he really was going crazy he looks over to his cousin who cant believe how funny this shit is. JD, with a look of that would certify him as the most horrified man on tha planet, looks over to OJ and ask " NIGGA DO YOU HEAR THIS SHIT!!!! THIS MUTHAFUCKA IS TRYIN TO FUCKIN KILL ME!! OH MY GOD THIS SHIT IS WACK!!! BACK THA FUCK UP!! I HATE YOU I FUCKIN HATE YOU!!! NIGGA THIS MUTHAFUCKA IS MAKIN SOUNDS!!! NIGGA DO YOU HEAR THIS MUTHAFUCKIN SHIT!!! OH MY GOD!!!


Is this JD lauging? Hell muthfuckin NO! That is the look of sheer terror on the face of a person that is too gotdamn high and too terrified for his own good.
Is that the bumble bee trying to soften the obviouly shaken JD up by givin him a smooch? FUCK NO! according to JD ( determined in a later interview ) at this moment the Bumble Bee was telling JD that he plans to kill his Black ass. And also suffer a horriable death. ( cant forget that part lol ) We will never know the whole truth... even tho i was there, i was gasping for air... shit i didnt even see this shit happen i was bent over crying laughin with my air in the air snaping pictuers. But whatever the turth is... Its is painfully obvious that JD is on the brink of losing his fuckin mind.

But, forever frozen in time, we have the moment in which the Bumble Bee began to make sounds and really really SCARE tha shit out of poor, victimized, scared as fuck JD. I do believe shortly after this photograph was taken JD gave his final plea of mercy to his Asshole of a cousin OJ, asking desperately "NIGGA!!!!!! PLEASE!!!! PUT DOWN THAT GOTDAMN CAMERA AND FUCKIN HELP ME!!!! OH MY GOD!!!" How unfortunate OJ could not find tha kindness in his heart to help his cousin in his time of need. Not only because he wanted to make light of JD's fear, but was weakened with laughter by JD's final plea for mercy. Regreatably this is the last picture that was taken because OJ was over come by laughter and almost pissed on his self in front of everybody. Good thing he held it. Or we would have two muhfuckas to laugh at instead of just JD.
After a couple more seconds of fucking over JD's day. The Bumble Bee continues on his way. And everybody (especially OJ) has had them selves a real good laugh at JD's expense, and return to eating. JD is now more pissed off than anything and cusses OJ out. All OJ can do is laugh which pisses JD off even more and now JD doesn't want to speak to OJ for tha next five minutes. After their meal was done, they all left the restaurant and still laugh about the event to this day.

The End.

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