Before we get into tonight's discourse, let me just say that I love Stick Death.
Ok, with that out of the way
Remember the whole Issey Myake shit?
Welp, now I have yet ANOTHER wrong person sniffin all on me. It wasn't a giant hoodrat this time or a Biker Bum, but a regular bum.
I am going in the LaundryMat to warsh, and this guy is standing out front asking for change. Pocket full of quarters notwithstanding, I said no. Here's the rest of the exchange:
Bum: well can I help u with ya clothes?
Me: um, thas kinda personal aint it?
B: yeah but i need to do something
M: not my clothes nigga damn
B: *sniffing around* you smell good...
M: um, thanks *sidestepping bum and goin in the Mat*
so, now a bum and a giant hoodrat know I smell good.
Excellent.
Why the hell it couldn't have been a big titty girl wit weave or something? she coulda been ugly as sin, but at least it woulda been some sort of affirmation that the shit I bought was reasonably attractive to an actual woman, sort of.
I am not gonna buy this shit again....
In Other News....
Imagine coming out of math class, jovial that it is over and the weekend starts (for us JUCO folk, and some of them 4 yr folk too, it starts on Thursday) and you run head on into this.
*like dennis hopper in Speed* WHAT DO YOU DO?
I ran, away...
more on this tomorrow.
Now, I must (RE)write a paper that my computer decided to have for breakfast...
more on that tomorrow too...
Posted by maximillian at April 9, 2003 08:06 PMokay this was funny..you know the funny this is I am from Bolivia...lol..
Posted by: mistory on April 9, 2003 08:37 PMMax I have two theories that I'm working with concerning you....cuz Issey Miyake is supposed to be FOOLPROOF....but you are getting abnormal responses from it....
I think that either the bootleg formula you got also had some hoodrat/Bum (they have alot in common you know) pheromones in it.....or this is Karma coming back and biting you because of the whole "Jahziangel" thing, things were just going TOO well and now they are reversed on you....
LOL....anyway...keep wearing that Issey man...things will turn around for you!
Posted by: Calvin on April 10, 2003 05:33 AMnot so sure what to say about the whole person wanting to smell you and then do your laundry...or was it the other way around. I'd be frightened tho. i was crackin up at your convo though..."um...man...that's kinda personal." LOL. the thought of a homeless person helpin fold your boxers (or briefs) is just a bit too personal, eh?
the yahoo profile thing scared me. I should have turned back when it said that it was an adult profile...but I kept on. I admit it - the whole "whats behind the adult curtain" had me goin...
eew. that's just wrong.
Posted by: Kari on April 11, 2003 11:20 PM*lmao* this here is classic movie material...and don't listen to calvin....he is not your friend if he tells you to continue wearing a fragrance that causes bums to want to help you with you laundry...
kari, how did you find the batcave, man???
Posted by: raven on April 13, 2003 05:53 PMummm, ok yeah, i just clicked that "adult profile" link and ummm....like....umm...like, whoa!!! max, what have you done to the universe that's causing you such horrible luck, homie?? first the bum and then you're running into whales at school...what to do? what to do?
Posted by: raven on April 13, 2003 06:01 PM