April 11, 2003

take cover!

So I am sittin in the net cafe right, mindin my bizz, having a few AOL IM conversations (add me as BLAC THOR if you like), when this Andy Dick look alike starts trippin. The people at the counter are trying to be nice with dude but he keeps going off... I got the conversation when I started payin attention:

Counter people: Sir, can you please just take your water and sit down?

Andy Dick: No! I will drink it here right now! (Standing at the counter)

CP: sir, just take it over there...

AD: Hell no! I will drink it right here because I can

CP: you're causing a disturbance

AD: You know what (Drops his jacket and the water) I'm gonna kick your ass

Andy is held back by this little chinese dude, who pushes him out the door, the CP is like, oh so u wanna hit me now? and Andy is like, you have NO fucking idea, man!

At any rate, Andy is pushed out the door screaming, you will learn to treat your customers with RESPECT! RESPECT!!!!

as OJ says, shit was the guts...

and no, I am not wearing my knock off Issey today, LOL

Posted by maximillian at April 11, 2003 12:43 PM
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Aight Max.. I wuz in the thrift store on 86th n cottage lookin for a used table to put my stereo on..

Didn't find one BUT I did see a half empty bottle of Issey and u know i was itchin to get it. but the lady in line in front of me wuz buying it..

Now when it gets to the point u want to beat down a lady in the damn thrift store for a used bottle of Issey.. its officially time for my ass to be working..

Cracks up.. Issey causes madd trouble

Posted by: Reddy on April 13, 2003 12:59 PM

*lol* @ a half bottle of issey in a thrift store...i'mma have to check this thrift store if they got some issey for sale...any used coach purses, perchance???

Posted by: raven on April 13, 2003 05:49 PM

Nawwww Raven, no used coach purses.. BUT i did score some slightly used, light tan colored Timberlands for only 3 bucks.. They were my size so I knew they were there for me.

Posted by: Reddy on April 13, 2003 06:58 PM

Pam... Issey is da debil, avoid it at all costs! LOL

Posted by: me on April 15, 2003 01:19 AM

You know the more ya'll talk about it, the stranger Chicago sounds....thrift stores that sell Issey and $3 dollar Timbs!?!?!....I couldn't bring myself to buy a pair of Timbs for $3...I woudl think that they were like Bowling Shoes, complete with a bottle of Tough Acting Tinactin for that case of athelete's foot you are gonna get....

And L.A. sounds worse....hostile Andy Dick look alikes?....are you sure it wasn't actually Andy Dick himself? He's hostile AND drug addled!

Posted by: Calvin on April 15, 2003 07:12 AM
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