Let me first say that I have a love for weed.
Let me secondly say that I do not have a love for bongs, beer or otherwise.
I went into the valley last night to kick it with OJ. and his upstairs neighbors, some college folk (from CSUN I think). Cool peoples, cept for this one herb who REALLY looked out of place in the group dynamic anyhow, but that is another post...
Anyways, Ice Cube jokes aside, the Chronic was present also, so I was in good spirits. But it was in a bong. I did not have any history with bongs up until that point, just blunts and pipes. So, being the adventurous sort, I lit it and inhaled...
Nothing.
I lit and inhaled BIG this time, got some smoke, I was cool. Before I passed it, I was told to finish it off, so I inhaled big again. Then I choked... HARD.... so hard that spit came flying out of my mouth onto OJ... needless to say, the people around me moved away and I had this big spit drip on my face too.
That fuckin sucked, and was a helluva way to make a first impression.
Therefore, the bong is my enemy.
In Other News...
The Bears made yet ANOTHER Florida QB a draft pick, Rex Grossman. You would have thought they would have learnt with Shane Matthews and Danny Wuerrfel, but noooooooo....
Carl's Jr. is calling, and I must answer.
Posted by maximillian at April 26, 2003 03:47 PMBeing a Bears fan must suck homie!!!
I mean damn!!!!...it's worse than being a Falcons fan in the 80's....
*points and laughs*
Posted by: Calvin on April 26, 2003 04:16 PMyou know....with the bongspitslob story and all i think i'm not gonna be reading your blog for a few days...i just don't feel comfortable here anymore...you might choke and slob on me or something. and well...that's just nasty...i swear i would put a nigga out my house for putting their slobspit on my body parts all unaware of that would only be if it was uninvited slob, yanno...
Posted by: raven on April 26, 2003 04:34 PMStick to the puff puff give
Posted by: Antonio G on April 26, 2003 04:47 PMmos black folk i know dont fuck wit bongs,niggas got they zags and vegas almos everytime.
but a nigga like me gotta have me a chalice to bubble,back in the day i had a 4 foot grafix joint,then i got me a dope ass blue one wit hoses and shit,that muthafucka was tight.
i even had an electric bong that all u had to do was light the herb and it would pump the smoke out a hose.
the best joint tho is the gravity bong,that muthafucka will put u on yo back forreal,i done seen some people black out from doin gravity hits.
man...... that shit.... lol
nigga ugh lol
i posted a victims perspective on my shit lol
Posted by: The Victim! on April 28, 2003 01:00 AMMan... I had a bad experience with a bong once too... I straight coughed in it (after I was told SEVERAL times not to), the weed flew out and got wet, and everybody was PISSED at my ass... but after a few microwave minutes, everybody was back in good spirits, lol
Posted by: MsDeeyah on April 28, 2003 06:54 PM