May 06, 2003

GET OVER HERE!!!!

I love video games, but I am without the latest generation (PS2, Gamecube, Xbox) so every now n then I hit an arcade... and since I am here, here are highlights of my most recent Arcade junket....

Played Ultimate Mortal Kombat as part of my old school swing.... I made it to the second Endurance round where Ermac and Jade whooped my ass...

Got down on Tekken 4, and lost in the first round... twice.... yes... I suck... this is what I get for playing with an old man in a diaper (Heihachi)

I played this new japanese game that had a actual (plastic) sword you could swing around and slice people with. THAT shit was pretty cool.

On Street Fighter III I am UNBEATABLE, repeat, UNBEATABLE... until I get to the last dude named Gill, who is half-fire, half ice, with a thong on...

Soul Caliber II is tight, and I got pretty far with Taki, whose quick strike moves I prefer over, say, Nightmare's big-ass sword

Can I just say that Dance Revolution is addictive? I can? okay...

I did my requisite Marvel vs Capcom 2 thing, and the Capcom vs SNK 2 thing also. I love fighting games, so much so that I have The King Of Fighters loaded onto my phone, lol

But as soon as I come up on an xbox or something, all these net folk who have been shoveling shit my way will learn...

I am evil! I am AKUMA!!!!

In Other News...

First the Lakers. Then the Sparks. Next, the Galaxy. Then, the Angels and the Raiders.

What do they all have in common?

They all played in their sport's championship, and won (cept the Raiders)

Those teams are all in Southern California (cept the Raiders, who used to be)

Now, we have the Anaheim Mighty Ducks going into the Conference Finals, the L.A. Avengers of Arena-ball in first place, and the Lakers making another playoff run.

Why can't things like this happen in Chicago?

*sigh* I'm going to eat... Chicken, anyone?

Posted by maximillian at May 6, 2003 05:03 PM
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..because the Chicago dynasty has fallen and all our teams suck big, greasy, black balls!!! Maxie baby...why you always eatin' dammit!!! I'm so sick of you ending these posts with a menu...you got a tape worm or sumpin'??

Posted by: raven on May 6, 2003 09:50 PM

yo dogg u gotta see the man at some SF2,3 or alpha,
i may have somethin to say about that unbeatable
ay the funniest shit tho is too see asian peeps on a roll on that Dance Revolution.I was up at the Family Fun Arcade up on Devonshire and Balboa and these cats was gettin they groove on!
yo i was rollin watchin them play that game,
they was on some Dance Mania forreal!!

Posted by: BMG on May 6, 2003 11:13 PM

Max, lucky for you they are soon lowering the prices on ALL of the major systems....I got ROBBED buying them when I did....but oh well, go on and pick you up at least a PS2....it plays all the old PS1 games, it has a PERFECT port of Marvel vs. Capcom 2, and PLUS it has Grand Teft Auto: Vice City....if you have money to spare get you a Gamecube, but avoid the fucking X-Box at all costs....it reeks!

Posted by: Calvin on May 7, 2003 07:27 AM

YES! thats right... Los Angeles is the City of gotdamn CHAMPIONS!!! every 8 to 10 years this shit roles around... we win every gotdamn thing...

supporting my argument that this is possibly the greatest place to live... EVER!
NIGGA!

Posted by: O.com on May 7, 2003 11:19 AM

hold up...
im not all that much of a fighting game person... but...
i just saw your lil comment... so let me offer this:
i will serve up a hot bucket of kicked ass just for you... if we ever plan tekken tag tourny ( dont got 4 yet ). its a good thing you cant play that shit with the internet adapter... id be kickin ass from here to bfe. i havent played that shit in months... and i will still give you an old skool " mamma i didnt mean to " ass kickin lol

Posted by: O.com on May 7, 2003 11:25 AM

Did someone call HYPE Williams?

Posted by: Calvin on May 7, 2003 09:57 PM
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