Bolivion

Color Commentary

And now, an excerpt of thoughts going thru my head as I wait for a bus on Sunset and La Brea at 5:30 in the morning...

damn, it's cold out here.... sun's coming up... shit... *SUV rolls by* wow, look at THOSE rims... Sprees... oh shit they WHITE!... I don't even like rims but I will rock those... where is this bus... *hears shouting from a car* what are they shouting at? *sees 2 white girls* oh, thy think they are hookers... they not sayin shit back, thas cold... *when 2 girls pass our hero hears them speak some slavic language* Oh, they dont speak english, ok... *more catcalls from cars* should I say somethin... nah, this is too much fun... damn for sunset blvd ain't much goin on *looks at mobile station to see 3 fine ass girls pop out of a Tahoe* YES! *sniffs self* Damn, I smell like pee, last time I walk thru downtown at 1 in the morning, that whole place smells like pee.. *sees 3 niggas in a Saturn look at the three in the Tahoe* oh shit, well they may as well go for it... oh, they handed them party flyers, shit... fuck, it's cold... brrr, *car pulls up to stoplight, drunk white guy leans out and asks me 'HEY, where are all the hookers?' I shrug* who he think I am, the bus stop pimp? dammit.. hm, well here comes a hoe *white lady* damn they WANT her ass, 3 dudes have tried to stop her... hmm *guy in black Acura pulls up* oh shit she got in with him, lol the marine in the jeep is PISSED!... *watches as car goes around corner and 60 seconds later hooker pops out* ohhh, that must be her pimp, lol she aint make no money tonight I see... *bum comes from across the street* man this cat is muinchin on something, must be good he smackin n shit... wait... what the... oh hell naw this nigga is eating Kitty Litter out the bag like it cookies.... thats fucked up... *bus comes* damn its like 630... iight let me gone, hmm this shit could be blog fodder... lol

In Other news...

One word on how I came out of a Wal-Mart with just a towel.... FOCUS!

I'll say that nothing really stood out, except there were no old men. Lots of old women, like the greeters n shit, but no old dudes, that kinda surprised me.

But, no kids running around unattended.

No fucked up fashions.

None of that. It could have been an off day, I'll admit as much.

Posted by maximillian at June 15, 2003 11:57 PM