There's a few more things going on these days, so I may not get to write as much as I want or need. But I haven't forgotten about you all. So with that,I present:
Negro Jackass!
This is where me and my cousin Jason (well, mostly Jason) hurt ourselves for the public at the local Food 4 Less. In a stunt called "surfing on a shopping cart", with a push from me Jason surfed down the paper products aisle for like 20 feet til the cart tipped over...
pizza, hot dogs and pop tarts were strewn everywhere....
That was the extent of that game, since we were advised not to start up again...
Which we didn't, until we found one of those plastic balls they always sell in grocery stores and played 'Bend it like Beckham'
Until it bent into a cooler display and knocked it down.
Now I know why moms was like 'you can't take black children NOWHERE!!!'
In Other News...
While I have been indisposed some there has been some first-class fuckery afoot!
Why the hell is gas going up back over 2 bucks again? Damn Iraq-Nam
is fucking us all the WAY over, and now a truck bomb killed UN people? Shit, which was worse, the actual war or all the shit after that...
Terry Tate's candidacy for governor is over, with his 14-egg eating ass.. Gary Coleman was on the radio touting his campaign. and Ah-nuld has a new commercial out. By the way tomorrow his economic plan will be revealed with the help of Warren Buffet, which is cool.
But Ah-nuld will have to articulate it, which is NOT cool... lol
The porn star candidate (mary carey) said she will go on a 'date' with anyone who contributes $5,000 to her campaign.
That's a lot for some head...
My write-in candidacy has been put on hold, unless I can run the state in absentia.
3 Nets on the US National Team?
Cubs AND Sox contending this late in the season?
Michael Vick breaking his fibula?
Flooding in Las Vega$?
RAVEN is LEAVING?!?!?
*sniff* who will make the red kool-aid... with the fruit in it....
Power windows killing kids now? (do people have NO common sense these days or WHAT?)
Can we say... Apocalypse?
What time is it....
I am having a bowl of Strawberry-Blasted HoneyComb
Posted by maximillian at August 19, 2003 04:01 PMi'll still make you some kool aid max...
Posted by: raven on August 20, 2003 09:29 AMMax, I am a silent blog reader of yours and I wanted to thank you for that link to the Morris Day article..I live in Minneapolis and saw him at the Rib Fest and when I say they jammed, they tore it up!!
Best wishes...
Posted by: Tiffany on August 20, 2003 11:25 AMmorris day is still the shit lol.
you and your cousin are the guts for that food 4 less shit
and im pissed i wasnt there to laugh at that shit there
and i have to watch the news more lol.
Posted by: O.com on August 20, 2003 12:53 PMwhere is my morris day greatest hits cd?
max you are a dang fool i am rotflmao @ this post especially about you and your cousin at the local food 4 less.
i could not believe that children were getting hurt by power car windows, apparently some ppl do not have any common sense at all.
enjoy your strawberry-blasted honeycomb.
Posted by: lashundra on August 20, 2003 12:55 PMyo that morris day interview was mad cool.
shit is gettin real serious over there in Iraq.
they killed one of the main dudes in the UN and now they talkin about bring all out war to the middle east now.If shit goes how this cat who writes for the Jerusalem Post predicts they are gonna go after Syria,Iran and Saudi Arabia next.
its gettin purty wild yo.
Did you see that ep. of Doggy Fizzle where Snoop and nem knocked them doughnuts and coffee out of the cops hands and was like..."You silly ass crackas!!"
Johnny Knoxville and that midget was like..."Now them are some jackasses."
That ish was TOO funny.
Posted by: Pam on August 21, 2003 07:46 PM