Bolivion

Number 200

*Steps up to the podium*

This is the 200th post for Bolivion....

*does the Cabbage Patch*

This is also the 1 year Anniversary month for Bolivion....

*Harlem Shakes*

We are gonna have a month-long party....! WHOOOO-HOOOO!

*thunderous applause*

Thank you, thank you. Some Said, It could not be done, that the small nation of Bolivion would not make it. But, Bolivion has survived!

I made it through the Issey Miyake Trials, got Straight A's, dodged a black mime, lived with a crackhead, amongst other things.

Tyson, Jacko, Gary Coleman and Kobe provided us with laughs. Arrah Kelly provides us with music.

Side Note: There is a little known town in Bolivion called FUCK RADIO AND BET, which is where I have been holed up and not exposed to thoia thoing or anything like that. I occasionally leave town, but thats about it.

I've Written about Tennessee, North Carolina, Kentucky and Chicago. But none more so than Los Angeles (BOOOOOOOOOOOO).

We have come now to the 'Look what I wrote offline today' portion of the program, otherwise known as, what was going to be today's entry... lol

Ahem...

Dorothy was a waitress, on the Promenade,
She worked the night shift,
Dishwater blonde, tall and fine,
she got a lotta tips...

Its a rainy day out. A day I would need a Prince album. It's funny how that works out since he is not one to like rainy days, but for this day Sign 'O the Times would have worked wonders, specifically The Ballad of Dorothy Parker...

Well...
earlier, I'd been talkin stuff, in a violent room,
fightin' with lovers past,
I needed someone/with a quicker wit than mine/
Dorothy was fast...

I can sit and put this song on repeat and just write for days, it seems like...

Well...
I ordered/yeah, let me get a fruit cocktail, I aint too hungry/
Dorothy laughed
she said/it sounds like a real man to me/you're kinda cute/
you wanna take a bath?/(do you wanna, do you wanna) bath.../

About, past lovers, future wifeys, dream wifeys, present flirtrations with happiness, gangster movies, all kinda randomness...

Ohh, I said cool/but I'm leavin my pants on/(what you say?)
Cuz i'm kinda goin with someone..
She said/sounds like a real man to me/mind if I turn on the radio....

Or, I sit and imagine myself at a fork in the road, somewhere where I need to decide on things to determine the future and what not. Contemplating decisions, wrestling with the meaning of life, the universe and everything.

Yeah, those were good days...

In Other News...

The Week 9 football wrap-up will be here tomorrow, not that ya'll was lookin for it but you know...

Tomorrow is election day in the U.S. It will also be for Bolivion! We need a new person to talk about and make fun of. Remeber to vote early and often! lol

The Nominees are...

Gary Coleman (he may win something this year yet)

Bill O'Reilly (there is soooo much material here)

and LaToya Jackson (this is too easy)

R. Kelly is already in, so...

Of course write-ins are available, so if u think someone shold be in, by all means, put them down!

Posted by maximillian at November 3, 2003 04:19 PM