I watched american idol again...
These shows are comedy...
From start to finish this was a hoot...
literally...
The first nigga with the dry fro, who aint even want to sing, then started cussin.... then he aint even get a CHANCE to sing, then he dissed ryan ('you look like you bout 40')
Then there was Fooking Lee... that had an Austin Powers gag written all over it by itself. But, Havard grad, pianist, glitter on the arms, singing was, as simon said, 'beyond horrific'... worse, she had the nerve to say her sisters and mom were professional singers...
I wanna know what profession...
Then there was the chick who sounded like she had snot in her throat (just phlegm... did I spell that right Calvin?) and big Latriece... who coulda been big larry, I don't know...
Next up we had the Thriller Chick, because Randy said she sang like a ghost... after awhile they started playin thunder in the background...
'twas sad... Funny as shit, but sad.
After her was the Lounge Lizard lookin fool who sang 'She's a Lady'. Commentary:
Max: lounge singer right here
OJ: you know?
Max: this is like a bad stallone movie
Max: over the top
OJ: LMAO!!!
OJ: dammit to hell
Next was the Special Ed pointer sister. She was pale, had a lisp, and tried to shake non-existant ass. Then why she try to argue Simon down as to her no singin ass? what made it worse was Simon said 'If you can find 10 people who say you can sing then I'll apologize'. So this girl goes to the mall....
Not. Even. One.
COMEDY!!!!
There was a break in the action...
Max: venus is playin
OJ: word?
OJ: where?
Max: espn2
OJ: cool
We get back to the action, and the Black Wedding Singer who followed, made it.
Then some other fools who made Simon and Randy walk out the room...
And Lastly, the sheep... he got up there and was like BAAAAAA BAAAAAAA
then got mad and threw water at Simon, which got him escorted out by Houston P.D.
*whew*
That was funny, Dave Chappelle is gonna cap this night off....
In Other News...
The sauce... man...
after all this bullshit about eminem, guess who appears on the cover...
Marshall fucking Mathers....
I need to read this to see what is goin on really, but its turning out to be more fucked up than that dumb ass JD-Timbaland beef (lol)
Speaking of Timmy, Indian Flute is kinda hot.
Thats it for right now... Dave in 25 min...
EDIT... No Dave for me tonight
The Comedy Central on DirecTV is on Eastern time, so yes, when I was in the Chat, I coulda logged off n watched dave too...
*weeps*
Posted by maximillian at January 21, 2004 10:05 PMThis post was very informative and I really needed it. I missed every good show that was on last night. I feel like I'm caught up now, thanks to you.
Posted by: I_boogie on January 22, 2004 07:04 AMAmerican Idol might suck this year.. I'm not impressed with none of the people they are sending to Hollywood. And the people they rejected, seem to make up a weird blooper-gag type show. I mean seriously, that was just damn terrible..
Boooooooooo @ you missing dave.. lol.. but don't they show the re-run like 2 hrz later? Or is that just my tv..
Posted by: Pam - Reddy on January 22, 2004 07:46 AMROFLMAO@the over the top reference!!
Posted by: nexy on January 22, 2004 09:07 AMmax american idol is a joke man they had some awful folks last night and the night b4 i don't know what possess some of these non-singing folk to even go audition? i hope they have some talent in some other states if not they should ban this show immediately.
good recap max!
Posted by: lashundra on January 22, 2004 09:10 AMyou spelled it right....of course my spelling is a step above OJ's so for future reference consult dictionary.com
Posted by: The Killa Himself on January 22, 2004 09:17 AMYour review of American Idol was HILARIOUS!! I had to tape it b/c I had to work last night. My co-workers and I watched it at lunch time today. Pure comedy!!
Posted by: sunshine on January 22, 2004 01:43 PMMan I can't believe I was actually going to bypass watching American Idol this season. Glad I didn't because the chit has been straight up comedy. I laughed so hard I was crying, thanks to my mom's commentary. She swears some of those people are actually mentally retarded...dead serious, too. I kinda agree.
Posted by: Lisa on January 23, 2004 12:25 AM