Bolivion

These are 100 of my favorite things...

Things you may or may not have known bout yours truly...

1. I was born on a saturday
2. In a snowstorm
3. In the backseat of a cab
4. I love cartoons in general
5. The Simpsons and Cowboy Bebop in particular
6. I've been known to be anti-social
7. So?
8. I love pizza
9. I also love Vanilla Coke
10. Weed used to be life
11. I lost my virginity in a project elevator
12. I have fallen off a roof
13. Twice
14. I was a slacker in high school
15. old habits die hard
16. I was engaged once
17. had a mistress at the same time I was engaged
18. had a cut buddy who was the mistress' best friend
19. they fought
20. then they said, we gotta leave you alone
21. I was cool wit that
22. my fiancee and I broke up tho soon after that
23. she wanted to cut other dudes
24. I was like, eh
25. I am getting an A.A. degree in June
26. See? s l a c k
27. A lesbian filled me in on cunnilingus at 16
28. At the time no nigga would cop to doing it.
29. Now everyone does it, so I stopped... sike
30. Sometimes I write
31. Sometimes I write very well
32. I used to write poetry
33. I worked at Wrigley Field
34. ...but I am a White Sox Fan
35. I like video games
36. typical man stuff huh
37. Good head is hard to find
38. I want a law degree
39. I hate california
40. L.A. in particular
41. Yet, I am still here
42. I am not feeling the cold, so here I will be til everything thaws
43. I read a lot
44. right now I am reading Faust and Hamlet
45. crazy, huh?
46. I can tolerate people only so much
47. I am my momma's only child
48. I am not a fan of Jay-Z
49. Nevermind the Roc-A-Wear stuff I have
50. Marshalls has inexpensive clothes, so...
51. I wanted a throwback
52. but everyone has them
53. even bootleg throwbacks of teams that do not exist.
(aside) How the fuck did that happen?
54. This is an attempt at me being more 'open'
55. I played ball in high school
56. I would have played in college but I broke my ankle
57. My first real crush was a girl named Mikki
58. I was 13
59. I could not talk around this girl. At all.
60. I am REALLY ticklish when I am horny
61. I have no idea why
62. At one point, I did want to be a rapper
63. I went to 7 different schools my first 8 years in school
64. I am banned from several states for illicit behavior
65. I drove 20 hours at a time once, from Dallas, TX to Greensboro, NC
66. My first plane ride was at 3 yrs old
67. I saw a kid get shot in his head in high school
68. It was only a flesh wound tho
69. When a woman comes, I get more randy
70. I have been in L.A. almost 5 years, I can count on one hand the people I actually know here
71. I was only going to stay here 6 months
72. Of all my old cars, I miss the Lincoln the most
73. I was on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire
74. No, I didn't win any money
75. I took the test for Jeopardy! 3 times
76. I dream of 'L' trains and subways a lot
77. I have never been out of the United States
78. I want to go, to at least Canada, Mexico and the Caribbean
79. I will go to Canada faster if Bush is re-elected
80. I used to play Ice Hockey
81. I miss Chicago
82. I have trouble with letting go of the past
83. I was in one of those stoopid lil 'Kindergarten Weddings'.. as a best man, I guess...
84. I was depressed for awhile
85. I am finally getting over it
86. I lost a woman solely on an exaggerated rep of me being a 'man-whore'
87. I will not do that again
88. I like to be in the background, even tho some say I have the talent to 'lead'
89. 'hidden in plain sight' was my motto
90. Je Parle Francais un peu
91. 私は日本語少しを話す
92. I was thisclose to a 3some once
93. But someone's pops came home
94. I am a titty man
95. but I like ass too
96. I hate stoopid people
97. I consider myself a 'conscious' black man
98. OutKast
99. I talk shit every now and then
100. But, I'm really kinda shy....

There you have it... 100 random-ass facts... I could probably list 1000 more but I am taking my time with this 'sociablity' shit...

In Other News....

Byron Scott got fired today. It's not a surprise tho, really. I mean, EVERYBODY goes to back-to-back NBA Finals these days, huh?

Posted by maximillian at January 26, 2004 02:23 PM